Do Unto Yourself What You Want To Do With Yourself

Written by Pio Sioa
Sunday, 29 June 2008
If you can make head or tail out of a heading like the one above , you are either a couch doctor already or well on your way to becoming one. A notable one at that too. But there is no harm in us stragglers taking a crack at deciphering the ambiguities of a cluttered mind that thrives in making garbled statements. First a warning. Proceed with extreme caution, the exercise could make you a serious head case. Sorry folks, have to throw in that disclaimer in the event the strain on one’s analytical competence leads to a brain meltdown. Too many illegal minds are wandering around legally these days one cannot be too careful about abusing the rights of a minority, whatever the heck that means. Hopefully the megabytes are not already under siege from all those undernourished viruses chomping to gnash on the hard drive….there you go! Can not be any careful or clearer than that. If you are not a computer geek get out now. Please! Sprint before your powers of analysis are corrupted or even worse, zapped, fried or jerking in the berserk pot. Anyway, where were we? We seem to have left our dissecting scalpel somewhere? No no the author is not on the way to Beserkville! We were actually trying to analyse our heading above…Do unto yourself what you want to do with yourself…there you are…shame for all those unsolicited barbs. So here we go…before you DO you must first of all WANT. Right! Simple example; You see this beautiful woman or man, whatever takes your fancy these days if one might add. Without any prior warning the heart kicks you in the lungs while the air bags are on the down swing. The immediate result is loss of breath, followed by dizziness and the buzzing sound of flies having a picnic in your open mouth. Okay…. so your mouth was shut, we will go with that. But before we venture further lets agree that the heart is not the only body organ that jerks into attention or is suddenly awashed with a tingling wet appetite at the sight. We have to somehow keep that in perspective so as not to confuse our selected sector of analysis. We will just stick with the safety of the ticker path. Okay … for the few of us still clinging to the plot…we have established the WANT part. The DO command kicks in automatically once the WANT starts to fester like some alien curse or some other sinister infection. Once the DO motors up to speed what comes next is a natural progression of events that depends on how much RAM power is installed in your harddrive,. This is crucial because it is the only way you will control the situation. The woman/man locked inside your love folder could be yours at a click if you have the kind of firepower to rumble into the zone and sweep her/him off their feet and into your hungry, loving, arms. If you are blazing away on Giga speed you could snap her/him up while still fresh and looking like Tom Cruise or Angelina Jolie. At Megabyte speed, by the time you get there, you are looking at the likes of Jack Nicholson or Morgan Freeman on the HIM side and Hilary Clinton or Oprah in the HER side. Maybe a bit heavy on the wear and tear side, but at least there is still a tankful or two of workable juice left, so that is still something. Now if you are turtling along on kilobytes you will get there just in time to hear the Church Minister say… ‘from ashes to ashes and dust to dust.’ Take heart though, not everything is lost. You at least have the chance to set your bouquet of flowers on the graveside and shed a tear or two. …and so finally…for all of you who have not suffered meltdowns along the way , the ‘moral of the story’ is ..COMMITMENT. You can do unto yourself what you want to do with yourself if you commit yourself unto yourself. Is that clear enough or should we take another analytical run again? Comments (2) Subscribe to this comment's feed Re: Do unto...whatever... written by Darwin, June 29, 2008 Desire is a powerful motivator, much more than a simple want or need. But why anyone would beat around the bush simply to say 'practice what you preach' is a bit circular isn't it? It makes no reference to the initial cause of your concern, and assuming that we can all be mind-readers. Oh well, whatever is bothering you, I'm sure you'll get over it. Anyway, have you seen a photo of Goldie Hawn without make up lately? They all seem to grow up so fast and quietly fade away in front of your face. Authors Note: Ennggg..meltdown. This the Do, we call it Self Gratifications----- written by Self Gratificator, June 30, 2008 many things we can do in cold showers, one of them is not advised-- well, your only human uso shower with a loved one to save water-- this should be a national law-- ahem-- Parlimentarians please be advised the Attorney General is in the mime of things--? Authors note: You need Giga speed Write comment Name Email Title Comment
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